2 definitions by Jay Z's generic alternative

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What happens when a persons self esteem is as large as his penis - 2 inches - often hitting the road to escape the reality of their life. More often then not you will find a truck driver wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nicknamed "Woody" Ernest saves Christmas.
I think I got a Woody. Or did I marry a Truck Driver.
by Jay Z's generic alternative December 06, 2003

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small often annoyed woman that tries to get sexual when grandma is visiting.
I think grandma is asleep - come eat me out.
by Jay Z's generic alternative December 06, 2003

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