1 definition by Jay W

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To make out with a girl, and while doing so, to give yourself a handy.

- To Smurf
- Smurfing
- Smurfed
"Nah, i didn't get anything from her, so i just kissed her, and smurfed myself"

"He just keeps on smurfing himself, he doesn't like the vag."

" We just went back to my place, and i smurfed "
by Jay W March 26, 2007

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