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1 definition by Jay Oh Enn Oh

 
1.
The awkward move from the bedroom or lounge to the bathroom, trousers round ankles, desperately trying not to drip semen everywhere, which takes places after a badly planned wank.
I knocked out a crafty one the other morning, but had to do the shuffle of shame to clean up.
by Jay Oh Enn Oh December 17, 2003