Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob
shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.
To Fark someone
means to whisper tenderly
in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly
and silently ease from your sphincter smells
that would make maggots gallop.