14 definitions by Jay Jay Cool Whip

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(N) A whore. Derived from the region of the vagina called the labia.

The term flap is mostly used to describe any slut, skank, bimbo, man/whore, player, skeez, etc.

Recently, however, the term may describe a social event or gathering.

It can be followed by a series of adjectives including, but not limited to: loose, big, little, stinky, sticky, pink, gross, etc.

(Adj) Flappy

(Adv) Flappily
"Do you see Marie over there excessively kissing her new boyfriend. That woman is quite the flap."

"Yes, he began flirting with me many times today. That guy is totally a flap!"

"Oh Em Gee. Nobody is attending this social gathering. This party is such a flap."
by Jay Jay Cool Whip October 30, 2009
N. A term equivalent to semen, a male's ejaculate.

It can be used in substitution of a vast array of epithets including, but not limited to: jizz, eggwhite, cum, sperm, goo, splooge, nut, cream, leche, etc.
Derived from the popular, mid-1970s musical genre.
Trevor: How do you make a tissue dance?
Jadon: Put a little disco sauce in it.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip December 09, 2009
N. A person who really enjoys the company of cats and/or has an addiction to them.
Derived from the term "alcoholic" which describes a person with an addiction to alcohol.

(Not to be confused with catholic)
"I'm so excited you are a catoholic!"

"Brenda has like 78 kittens and she loves them all. She is a catoholic"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 22, 2010
N. Glasses. Derived from the name of the singer Buddy Holly.
These glasses are black, plastic, thick framed and of the wayfarer persuasion.
Recently, they've grown in popularity due to the post-millennial hipster uprising.
"He doesn't look the same without hollies on."

"Where can I get a pair of hollies like that?"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 05, 2010
Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.

A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.

Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."
by Jay Jay Cool Whip November 26, 2009
N. The proper term for a double ear piercing adorned with a straight barbell. Normally, these piercings are located on the upper cartilage of the ear.

Derived from how it is referenced by both wearers and onlookers of the piercing.

Generally worn by "Punks" and the like to appear rebellious, pugnacious, disobedient, unruly, etc.
"Check out my Sweet Industrial"

"Hey, I heard Nancy just got a Sweet Industrial"

"I dare you to get a Sweet Industrial"

by Jay Jay Cool Whip April 08, 2010
N. A person who is born out of wedlock.

Derived from the idea that the act of premarital sex is a sin and therefore a resulting baby would be from sin.
"Brock is a sin baby and all his peers tease him because of it"

"I don't care if he's a bastard, I love me some sin baby!"
by Jay Jay Cool Whip February 11, 2010

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