1 definition by Jay "Quatermaster" Gatsby

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Eargasm is when your earwax "cums" out of you ear and spunks everywhere whilst listening to EDM all night.
Hipster 1. I had an eargasm in this bait night club last night brah!
Hipster 2. I know brah, I was the same, the EDM was lively!
by Jay "Quatermaster" Gatsby November 10, 2013

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