Ian is an extremely hot guy. He can hook up with any lady at any time. The best at everything, including sex. He is the farthest from being gay or bi. An Ian can ONLY be straight. Ian's are awesome friends and can do all things well.
Ian= Good Baby Making
Chris: Did you see that Ian? He is so hot. I wish I could hook up with him but I know I can't because he's not gay.
Jastina: OMG! Did you see that sexy dude at the party with that huge cock. He's definitely an Ian.
Meaghan: Yea! I saw him! He gets all the ladies!! He'll PWN you! (if you know what i mean ;)