Being one from the Tri-State
area, I can confirm that a Guido is a piss poor excuse for an Italian-American selling out his culture, country, and way of life. \
Commonly seen in trendy clubs/dive bars looking like half-a-fag
with slicked up hair, shirts two sizes too small, popped-collars, ripped/tight jeans, and whatever
else is trendy at the time, they
are often dancing in the middle of the floor like a jackass
while all the regular
people point and laugh.
In said habitats, they
are often seen drinking bitch drinks with cute umbrellas that are various colors of the rainbow, undoubtedly
symbolizing their homosexuality.
can be described as a douchebag, among other various insults, that has an inflated
sense of self
worth, compounded by the IQ of someone that is legally retarded, behaving like a complete jackass
in public at all times no matter
how fucking retarded he may appear.
A fake, peice of shit looking bronze tan is commonly seen on these
poor excuses of a human being, which adds to their ridiculous image that makes my life a hell
of a lot more bearable.
Always seen in a gym, these
jacked up guys actually have the balls
the size of peanuts. Unable
on their own, the rely on the fact that they
travel in packs in order to intimidate those around them. When seen on their own, flight usually takes precedence when faced with a physical altercation.
If you seen one of these creatures
in the wild, take
pictures, and laugh. The most pathetic thing
kids is that they
actually take themselves