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1.
A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.
That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."
by Jared Elliott February 13, 2007