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(noun) - a sexual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a compass, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.
"...that was disgusting!"

"Not as disgusting as Andrew giving Meredith a mexican smokestack."
by Janet Hartwell November 05, 2007