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2 definitions by Jan Martin

 
1.
Bad things you do in the bathroom, i.e. vomiting
I was garking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there garking.
by Jan Martin March 14, 2005
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2.
Something bad you do in the bathroom, ie vomiting
I was gorking in the bathroom this morning and he comes in and says, "Kathy's here. Come talk to her." And I'm sitting there gorking.
by Jan Martin March 16, 2005
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