painful than childbirth. This
is an irrefutable
*(Survey of over 100,000 men)
is not 'just
a cold'. It is a condition so severe that
the germs from
a single Man-Flu
sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu
what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.
4. Men do not 'moan' when they
groans of agony that
in proportion to the unbearable pain they
men die each year from
Neglect) than lots
of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).
6. Men suffering from Man-Flu
want nothing more
than to get out of bed and come to work, but they
are too selfless to risk spreading this
awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this
are the greatest heroes ever known.
7. Man-Flu germs
powerful than superman and The A-Team combined. They
are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying
to force them on a victim of Man-Flu
8. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer
is just lying
'Diagnosis Murder' it’s a recognised medical fact that
the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice
has remarkable soothing powers.