4 definitions by Jamie Chennells

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When hitch-hicking, a person who slows down and then pulls away is known as a hitch tease.
It turns out that old people love to hitch tease.
by Jamie Chennells December 03, 2007

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When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming
Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.
by Jamie Chennells December 04, 2007

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The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.
Jon: Hey, whats a cleaveland steamroller?
Lyndon: Oh, about thirty bucks down town.
by Jamie Chennells September 17, 2008

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When a guy is having sex with a woman from behind andright before he is done, he spits on her back so she thinks he is finished, and when she turns around he blows in her face. "Surprise!"
I did the shanghi surprise to my girl freind once, she was not happy at all.
by Jamie Chennells November 15, 2007

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