1 definition by James Zuckermann

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a bush faced critter, indigenous to north-eastern america (primarily new york but sightings have been made in iowa). has an extreme predeliction towards little boys and large phallic objects. is known to enjoy: food, sleeping, and saving money. the porro is known to detest: girls, and being paid in pennies.
porro keeps trying to sit on that broom stick
by James Zuckermann May 23, 2004

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