A person, usually a male
, who goes about his life with the idea that he has actual, genuine friends. He believes that he is "cool
", and possibly "popular
." But, in the sad fact of reality, he is far from any of these things. Non of his supposed "friends
" like him. In fact, they all hate him. The jokes
he tells are never as funny or cool as he thinks they are. He is simply a loud, distracting annoyance to any social scene. i.e., that one guy in a group of friends who nobdody likes.
Mike: Dude, Ed's calling me again. It's like the fifth time tonight!
Steve: What a fucking douche bag. When's he gonna get the idea we don't want to hang out with him?