2 definitions by James Frother
The act of eating out a sluts pussy as she shits her brains out into the toilet. The male or female must make sure they keep licking the sluts pussy until she is competely done pooping.
Andrew: Hey dude how'd your night go last night?
Johnny: Not too bad i gave some chick a blumpqueen!
Andrew: Damn dude im obsessed with chicks poop.
Johnny: Not too bad i gave some chick a blumpqueen!
Andrew: Damn dude im obsessed with chicks poop.
by James Frother November 6, 2012
When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.
by James Frother November 6, 2012