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3 definitions by James Christ

 
1.
A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.
Talking to yourself:

Oh, cook a cat...
by James Christ August 15, 2004
 
2.
An exclamation of surprise, used on occasion by Alan Partridge ("Skirmish").
Ruddy Hell, it's Soft Cell!
by James Christ August 15, 2004
 
3.
A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".
A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)
by James Christ August 15, 2004