2 definitions by James Bertram

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(pronounced: kak (not pronounced "goff-er")); verb: when you stab someone in the stomach with the blunt end of a pencil, or an unsharpened pencil.
when someone jumps out at you, pokes you in the stomach with a dull pencil and says "ghoffer!"

waffin ghoffer: when someone stabs you in the stomach with a waffle that is shaped to resemble a dull pencil.
by James Bertram March 22, 2007

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(woff-inn); adjective: an adjective placed in front of a verb stated as a noun. What even follows "waffin" is that verb done with a waffle.
waffin slap: slapping someone with a waffle (waffin)
by James Bertram March 22, 2007

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