4 definitions by Jakey the Snakey

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noun: to describe a work shift that starts at 9:00 am and ends at 5:00 pm. So named after the 1980 Paramount Pictures movie, "Nine to Five", starring Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin as women office workers. Dolly Parton recorded the movie's theme song, entitled "Nine to Five", which became a #1 hit on the Billboard charts in the same year as the movie's release.
"Hey Nick, you're working a Dolly Parton shift tomorrow. You are working from 9 to 5."

"I did a Dolly Parton shift today."

"Damn yo, I ain't got time fo this shit...I work late...I ain't got no Dolly Parton schedule!"
by Jakey the Snakey October 20, 2009

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Derived from "PERFECTIONIST," with the second "E" replaced with "U", to add the "FUC-" sound, as in the word "FUCK".

Noun: A person who is a total prick about being a perfectionist. One who cannot finish a task without checking it over again and again, or who does something repeatedly until s/he achieves the desired result. When this behavior annoys others, the person exhibiting the behavior is a "perfuctionist".
Q: Where's Noonan?

A: Oh, he's skipping lunch today, because he's being a "perfuctionist" again. He's rewriting his proposal to present to the Board of Directors this afternoon.
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noun, verb, adjective

originating from the unknown prefix "sha-" and the onomatopoeic "bonk", suggesting a striking motion.

A silly word that doesn't have any particular meaning, other than to express a lack of insight to offer regarding a particular topic of discussion. Can also be used as an expletive, to express confusion, disgust, excitement...but the beauty of the word is not only its versatility in meaning, but the fact that it is disarming gibberish to be uttered when tension needs to be broken.
"I have to work a double-shift today. SHABONK!"

"If you are late to work, I am going to shabonk you over the head."

Boss: "So I need all of you to come in at 6 a.m. tomorrow for a meeting. Can we all agree to that?" You: "Shabonk." (Suggesting neither happiness or annoyance.) Everyone else: laughter.
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noun: an example of a type of food or foods that are delicious or scrumptious to the taste. Mimics the word "memorabilia", which is a noun describing multiple nostalgic items such as photographs or family heirlooms.
As I walked over to the buffet table at my friend's wedding, I was impressed by the wide variety of yummerabilia offered for dinner!
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