13 definitions by Jake in NYC

Top Definition
An ability to not dismiss an idea with sneering contempt, simply because it does not fit within your preconceived notions.
Rather than preaching an intolerant ideal of "tolerance" you should strive to be more open minded.
by Jake in NYC April 24, 2006
An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.
John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.
by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005
An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.
"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."
by Jake in NYC November 13, 2005
Born August 7, 1975, in Benoni, South Africa, this award-winning actress is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman alive.
That Stuart Townsend is one lucky SOB to be living with the likes of Charlize Theron.
by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005
A teenaged slut, who is also a no-talent hack.
Pal, don't go tellin' me your girlfriend can sing, cuz she can't. Plus she fucks for free. She's a real Hillary Duff.
by Jake in NYC November 09, 2005
To lose when winning is an absolutely sure thing. See John Kerry's bid for the U.S. Presidency in 2004.
In 2004, John Kerry became the ultimate example of how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
by Jake in NYC October 10, 2006
Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.
Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."
by Jake in NYC December 05, 2005

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