1 definition by Jake The 12'' Snake

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A serial pedophile/ child nabber looking man, usually is dressed in old cheap track suits for easy undressing and will have big pop bottle glasses from the late 1980's covering his eyes, but this is not always the case. Always drives old beat up full-sized vans from the 1970's to 1980's, the curtains on the van will always be closed.
"Shit son look at ol' Edward Bundy Hands rollin' by ChuckECheese all slow and shit." "Yo god word is bond son I aint never seen no glasses like that since i was bumpin' Boogie Down Productions back in '87 god. He's 7:30, straight up Edward Bundy Hands kid."
#pedophile #serial #pervert #stranger #pop bottle glasses
by Jake The 12'' Snake November 16, 2009
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