2 definitions by Jake Reed

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Taboo slang for vaginal discharge.
"I got a mouthful of her cunt custard."
"She came so hard that she was spraying cunt custard everywhere."
"What did her cunt custard smell/taste like?"
by Jake Reed February 28, 2006

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A biracial person, "half-cast" "mixed race"
This term comes from a type of fast food popular in Britain, comprising of both chicken and lamb donner meats in a pitta bread with salad and some sauce if you're feeling a bit cheeky.
"Darren is from Afghanistan, Sharon is from Essex. They're little baby boy, Baron, is something of a Mixed Kebab."
by Jake Reed June 20, 2006

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