635 definitions by Jake

582
when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass
My little pony unicorned me last night!
by jake August 06, 2004

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583
A person that frequently masturbates
1. Why are you dating him? Hes a munty!
by Jake January 08, 2004

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584
Woot originated from a gaming slang term, and abbreviation of "We Owned the Other Team", owned meaning defeated decisively. abbreviated to "woot", zeros often replace o's to form w00t.
<game over, red team wins> w00t. we totally destroyed Blue.

Oh yeah w00t!
by Jake April 05, 2005

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585
a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money
That trixy didn't get too far
by Jake March 31, 2005

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586
One who is only attracted to minorites.
Look at that hoon all over the black girl.
by Jake February 07, 2005

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587
to hit a car in the side
i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV
by Jake March 07, 2004

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588
A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
A dirty little monkey.
by Jake December 18, 2003

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