635 definitions by Jake

(adjective) hard or erect
as soon as she dropped her underpants, I was up.
by Jake January 16, 2004

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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004

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a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
by Jake March 23, 2004

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when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
by Jake March 20, 2004

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polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 01, 2004

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A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.
Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus
by jake March 30, 2004

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one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
by Jake March 25, 2004

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