636 definitions by Jake

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Jake March 05, 2004
Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there

Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands
Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?
by Jake December 19, 2003
stupid like a fox
none needed
by jake November 13, 2003
adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested
"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."
by Jake March 06, 2004
Two friends, a man & a woman, with a casual dating relationship; the benefits can be long,deep,flirting conversations, or jack and jill sessions, or mutual masterbation, or make-out sessions which can include just an exchange of oral sex or penetration sex without commitment.
We're not dating, we're just friends with benefits.Sometimes he comes over and we just talk,other times we masturbate ourselves without touching, then sometimes we get each other off one way or another, once in a while we fuck, its different everytime we see each other.
by Jake January 29, 2004
Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"
"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."
by Jake March 24, 2005
an awesome pimpette that can spell her name right and anyone named Loren spelt like that is a damned son of a bitch! and Hillary will kick their ass.
some girl spelt her name wrong so hillary kicked her ass
by Jake January 17, 2005

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