630 definitions by Jake

Often one will go out to eat at McDonalds, only for the mexican dude at the cash register to mess your order up. A McAsshole is the stupid guys at McDonalds behind the counter constantly messing peoples simple orders up.
A: Dude all I asked for was a friggin McSalad shaker and that McAsshole gave me chicken McNuggets!

B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.

A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
by jAkE May 06, 2005

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What you say when you just proved someone wrong.
"Griffey sucks." "Griffey rocks." *Griffey hits homer* "What now bitch?!"
by Jake March 05, 2005

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101
intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck
That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after
by Jake January 20, 2004

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noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.
Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.
by Jake February 04, 2004

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103
Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"
"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."
by Jake March 24, 2005

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104
(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.
by Jake February 17, 2004

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Two friends, a man & a woman, with a casual dating relationship; the benefits can be long,deep,flirting conversations, or jack and jill sessions, or mutual masterbation, or make-out sessions which can include just an exchange of oral sex or penetration sex without commitment.
We're not dating, we're just friends with benefits.Sometimes he comes over and we just talk,other times we masturbate ourselves without touching, then sometimes we get each other off one way or another, once in a while we fuck, its different everytime we see each other.
by Jake January 29, 2004

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