A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.
"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."
Someone of low intelligence.
He was so stupid, he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley, CA. It's a clothing store found in urban areas. The clothes range from vintage, hippy, emo, indie, or just strange. Awkward place to shop at if you're overweight or a straight male. Clothes can be insanely priced. Store also contains home products or furnishing that you would most likely find in a college dorm room.
The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley.
Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"
Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."
that burns like Hell
when it comes out of your ass
The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell
Rhymes with RIAA
Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear
the most retarded fashion trend of 2003/2004. Little brown boot things that allow people to drag their feet all lazy like while looking incredibly stupid and as far away from sexy as they could possibley be. Generally they are worn in one of four forms:
a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000
d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
cool person: WTF are you wearing on your feet!
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
Someone who likes to fuck young children.
Alix Merrick is such a paedophile. He is also gay and likes cock.
n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire.
In two words.....Susie Novak