5 definitions by Jaded Mercenary

Top Definition
The best game ever cre-f*ckin-ated!!! Created by the infinitely genius video game mastermind Shigeru Miyamoto for the NES and still a force to be reckoned with in the gaming worl to this day. The new Zelda game for the Gamecube is set to release 4th quarter 2005!!! :D:D:D
1) Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time kicks the crap out of any game ever made
by Jaded Mercenary February 27, 2005
Online game handle of Maine East's James Khan. Pulled out of the depths of his ass and now means absolutely nothing...
Holy shit, was that THE Kajjajja???
by Jaded Mercenary March 03, 2005
1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary
by Jaded Mercenary March 05, 2005
Big fatass kid who looks like jesus and droppedout of Maine East cuz he wanted to suck off his dean but the dude wouldn let him so he left and now lives a life as a chain smoker who practicaly spends every day at Kalas's house. He is also known as Neanderthal.
Dude, was that jesus kid Barn? What the fuck is he doing around school???
by Jaded Mercenary March 05, 2005
Quickest way to get a nerdgasm
Nerdy kid to friend: Yea, I wanted to crank one out after school yesterday, but my mom was home so I watched Star Wars instead.
by Jaded Mercenary March 08, 2005
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