Brogressive. n. A person who holds progressive viewpoints on changes that benefit themselves, and horribly regressive views on issues which do not affect them.
Person: Did you hear about the guy who got 10 years in jail for torrenting
Brogressive: It's bullshit how hard the government is on these victimless crimes.
Person: I find it offensive how you called that kid a faggot
for wearing green shoes.
Brogressive: It's just a joke, like on top gear
. Calm down and quit being so hostile.