141 definitions by Jacques Asse

The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.
Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.
by Jacques Asse January 30, 2009
A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.
"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."
by Jacques Asse October 15, 2008
The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.

He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.

Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.

If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.

It's a guy thing.
The Joys of Midwife Beating make the world a sunny place!
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.
Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.
by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009
The process of vomiting.
Phred had a bit too much to drink last night, thus went Up the Rabbit Hole.

Drunk bastard.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
Crate rape is when you sneak up on a wooden crate, knock a hole in it, and fuck it. Twice.
In some parts of Ohiostan, crate rape is the local sport.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

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