141 definitions by Jacques Asse

The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.
Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.
by Jacques Asse January 30, 2009

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An austrigger is an Australian nigger, someone white who acts black by wearing his pants around his knees, lots of gold-plate chains, over-sized watches and sunglasses, etc.
Walkabout guys are often austriggers, pretending to be black instead of Australian or Aborigine. Crying shame.
by Jacques Asse July 07, 2010

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Sarahstan is that cold, northern frontier land, near the Yukon, from whence Sarah the Palien was belched forth upon an innocent, unsuspecting world.

A land of vampires and demons and weird, twisted freakazoid white trash, Sarahstan is a vast arctic fortress of evil.
Watch it, asshole, or we'll send you to Sarahstan, land of bears and Eskimos and the neverending Darkness of the Palien.
by Jacques Asse December 29, 2009

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Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.
by Jacques Asse December 01, 2009

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Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

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Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.
Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

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A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.
Psarah, who weighs about 563.4 pounds when dry, is an absolute nutbuster plus.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

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