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141 definitions by Jacques Asse

 
29.
A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.
Bodean was a complete thugger and dressed the part.
by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009
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30.
When girls wear tight bras that push their tiny tits together into one actual breasts.
Faleesha has a unitit.
by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009
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31.
Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.
Living Dead Jew!

Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

etc.
by Jacques Asse December 01, 2009
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32.
Jellyfisting refers to anal fisting aided by the use of Welch's Concorde Grape Jelly as ass grease. Women love this. Just ask them.
I had a black nigga chick over last night, and after I came in her asshole I started jellyfisting her until she came all over the walls. It was purple.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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33.
Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
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34.
The Breastival is the never-ending show of awesome titties and juggies and breasties all over the world.
More and younger girls join the Breastival every day, and it is a GOOD thing.
by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009
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35.
Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.
There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.
by Jacques Asse June 08, 2009
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