141 definitions by Jacques Asse

Fo paw refers to the manner in which deadass redneck hicks and other NASCAR fans refer to their fathers.
Billy Jed told Bobby Ray, "This'n here root beer is fo paw".
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
Aztecs are small food items, rather like tamales, made of maize and maize husks and gourmet butt cheese.

Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
We had some Aztecs the other night. We got the butt cheese from Dan. It was da flava
by Jacques Asse February 02, 2010
Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.
Phred wears a lot of manscara.
by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009
A chucker is a chimp fucker, someone who ass-rapes chimpanzees.
Doug finally went round the bend, and gave in to his inner urges to be a chimp-fucking chucker.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.
OMG.....I lost even more socks in the Uma....Thurman, not stirred.
by Jacques Asse May 05, 2009
A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.
The tanning salon attendant found that Sheila had punted while tanning.
by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009
new boobs
Christa liked showing off her shiny little noobs.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
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