She gave the boss a blowjob and now she is manager
The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money
Sailing owns, though
Not a dog
The UrbanDictionary. #1 definition for dog is "not a cat", soooo I found logical that a cat its not a dog..
A bloody musical
Guy 1: Did you see Sweeney Todd?
guy 2: Ah yes, its a bloody musical!
A nanosecond is the time that takes the red light to turn green and the car that is behind you to honk three times
HONK HONK HONK!
I went to Japan, and ate kametashi matushi (Créme á la cockroach)
An African mammal, ugly as hell,hairy and dirty that usually feeds on shitty corpses left by other animals, fucks once a year and yet keeps laughing.
Safari Guide : Look people, a hyena!
Tourist: Ewww, thats disgusting!
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