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Lack of Asian Pussy. It is a common element of Internet slang. It was used historically in Ampville, but is now widespread in many forms of computer-mediated communication.

LOAP is a condition that mainly affects males over 18 years of age, who have had their initial experience of Asian pussy. The most common cure is sex with an Asian woman. Any asian woman will do for the job. The woman ca,n in theory, be from many countries,

Burma, India, Russia, Kazakhstan, Cambodia, and many more. However, the most effective cure comes from the women of South Korea, China, The Philippines, and Thailand. An Independent study recently found that Korean Pussy will cure Loap more effectivley than any other type. However, the same study also found the effects of Korean pussy will wear off very quickly, and can cause LOAP relapse.
Man, I haven't been to an asiam massage parlor (AMP) in forever. I think I have a bad case of the LOAP syndrome.
by Jackster21 February 28, 2012