7 definitions by Jackson County

pomegranate ass

When a girl has such a terrible, malignent case of herpes on her buttocks that eventually explodes, creating fresh, delicious POM.

The girl was raped so heartily that her pomegranate ass exploded in a fit of pleasure and curiousity.

by Jackson County November 25, 2006

duckin'

When one hides under a table in a Chinese restaurant in an attempt to avoid a bald black man.

My girlfriends saw me hiding under a table when Morgan Freeman entered the bar. They were like, "You be duckin'!"

by Jackson County November 25, 2006

Shaftic Neutralization

The chemical reaction that occurs when the acidity of the tip of the penis is fused with a basic household liquid.

When Timmy tried to feed his penis breast milk, Shaftic Neutralization occured.

by Jackson County November 25, 2006

curdlization

The process of a mother nursing her children while lying down on a plot of fertile land, on which she squirts some of her milk to nourish it.

When I was growing up, my mom often practiced curdlization on my neighbor's vegetable gardens.

by Jackson County November 25, 2006

ironica

Sexual intercourse between two metal-based lifeforms.

When Metal Mario drugged Iron Man's beer, Metal Mario performed ironica with him in the alley behind the bar.

by Jackson County November 22, 2006

black goat

The token black guy in a team of white people. He is often attributed with the failures of the crew.

The black goat accidently farted when he and his companions were exploring a cavern, causing a cave-in that killed all of the people.

by Jackson County November 25, 2006

Tipper

The end of a mans penis where the urine is shot

I had a drop of urine on my tipper.

by Jackson County November 25, 2006