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2 definitions by Jackjohnsen7

A psychological condition where one truly believes in their own bullshit, despite knowledge of contrary evidence that proves otherwise.
"Hey Frank!, how can you say, that you look like Hugh Hefner ?, when the Scatillogical evidence suggests that you have never even had a girlfriend?"
by Jackjohnsen7 June 13, 2009
The warning beeps you here when a woman with a large ass is backing up. Usually required by Insurance companies after a heinous display of ass crack.
"Hey Je-rome, jo mama got one serious Booty Beep. I can hear that Bitch backing up a block away."
by Jackjohnsen7 March 15, 2009