6 definitions by Jackie && Shelly

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When a female gives a male oral sex while he is releasing feces in the toilet.
" Ayo Kev got a lumpkin from his bitch last night. "
by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006

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When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.
" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "
by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006

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When a female/male chunks the duece in a southerner's mouth.
Jackie: " Guess what? "
Southerner: " What? "
Jackie: " I'm going to give you the Mississippi River. "
by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006

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When A Jewish Priest has intimate relations with a unwilling child, preferably Christian boy, in a back closet of a church, after a three hour seminar.
" Mamma, Father Raul made me do the Jewish Rafiel dis' mornin'. "
by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006

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When a person seperates the ass cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.
" Ayo , Mario just pulled the Moses on me! "
by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006

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When a male/female pretends that his/her phone is a banana and listens to it ring.
Shelly: " Hey Jackie , can I borrow your banana phone? "
Jackie: " Hail yeah , but I aint sure its got service. "
by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006

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