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7 definitions by Jack-up man!

 
1.
Cockney rhyming slang when refering to a mate, as in plate, china plate, mate... get it?

Used more back in the day by East London gangsters (and Del Boy in sitcom Only Fools and Horses).
East London Gangster: "How ya doin' me old china?"

East London Idiot: "Hey?"
by Jack-up man! August 30, 2005
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2.
The nickname given to Chelsea Football Club since Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich became owner.

Manager Claudio Ranieri had no idea what to do with all the money thrown at him, but since he was sacked and Jose Mourinho became manager they have become Premiership champions in his first season there.
Choice quotes from Urban Dictionary:

The worlds shittest team who are NOT going to win a thing!(the carling cup is not a real trophy)

formally known as Chelsea, now owned by some fucked up russian. buyin everyone in the world but will not win the premiership
by Jack-up man! August 29, 2005
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3.
Slang for a one-way street, namely used by legendary gangsta rapper Big Pun in his classic "It's So Hard" featuring Donell Jones.
"You can catch me in the cherry red one-fifty
Got the grizzy locked in the stizzy
Pop the clizzy goin sixty down a one-wizzy
Drunk pissy, tryin to cruise through the avenue..."

Though, not too sure what he means by the line "Got the grizzy locked in the stizzy..." ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE, OR EVEN TO URBAN DICTIONARY!
by Jack-up man! August 29, 2005
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4.
Rik
Slang term for mail or email, as in the comedian Rik Mayall.
"I will send you a Rik from work."

"What's a Rik?"

"A mail, an email. A Rik Mayall! Oh forget it!"
by Jack-up man! July 28, 2005
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5.
A silly way of saying Gangster.
"You think your such a Ganangsta!"
by Jack-up man! July 28, 2005
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6.
A sex position similar to doggystyle but executed in a more frog type manner. The anus is usually entered rather than the vagina.

It is not unknown for people doing the froggystyle to also make the sounds of a frog. A crazy frog even.
"C'mon, fuck me hard! I want it from behind!"

"How about some froggystyle! Ribbit!"

"Ribbit ribbit indeed! Give it to me now!!!"
Source: Jack-up man!, West London
"C'mon, do me hard! I want it from behind!"

"How about some froggystyle! Ribbit!"

"Ribbit ribbit baby! Give it to me now!!!"
by Jack-up man! August 29, 2005
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7.
Code name for the drug Heroin, especially between drug users and drug dealers when conducting a deal over the phone.

Nowadays, a dealer who sells heroin almost always sells crack cocaine too, and vice versa. And because dealers are so paranoid all the time about getting caught by the police, they don't appreciate users blatantly asking them for drugs by their names heroin and crack. This is especially true when talking on the phone as they always believe the line to be tapped by the police.

So from the colours/slang terms associated with the two drugs, i.e. brown for heroin and white for crack...

Brown has become Brandy and...

White has become Whisky.

Genius!
DEALER: Wha' you want?

USER: Two whisky and one brandy! And hurry up, I'm clucking like mad!
by Jack-up man! July 28, 2005
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