4 definitions by Jack the Nipper

Top Definition
The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!

Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
by Jack the Nipper November 02, 2014

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
A nation in which the Apple products slowly begin to take over every household. Soon enough to be called iWorld.
Bob: Where is the video game store?
Todd: Use your iPhone dude!
Bob: I don't have one.
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Bob: What?
Todd: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WERE IN AN INATION.........
by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.
My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!
by Jack the Nipper August 16, 2008

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.
Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.

Phone: DING DING

Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.
by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug