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2 definitions by Jack Van Amp

 
1.
A girl that attracts unwanted men aka (douches) but is unaware of it
whoa that girls a douche magnet look at those guys hittin on her they are loser to the max and beyond
by Jack Van Amp June 21, 2006
 
2.
To skeet on someone's face while they are asleep
That turd got max'd, what a loser
by Jack Van Amp June 19, 2006