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1 definition by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat

 
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Like passover or thankgiving Dildo day is an annual tradition, originating in the deepest darkest places. Originially, a tradition of the incas, Dildo Day is now a household holiday.

Celebrations of dildoday are private affairs.
This year we will celebrate Dildo Day alone!
by Jack Sprat Ate the Cat July 25, 2006