A older woman who has no biological
children of her own. Usually
single but may have
androgynous male/female life partner. Typically these women own 1-3 cats
but sometimes many
more, and treat them as if they were their own human spawn. Many
times these unique
individuals can be seen attempting to walk their cats
on leashes, attending cat adoption fairs, and parked sideways in the middle of 3 lanes chasing a stray cat across the freeway.
Jane: Oh look there's a homeless woman!
Jim: No honey, that's just one of those creepy cat mommies. Look see how she's got a leash on her cat?
Jane: Oh wow, now I see it! That is creepy and awesome at the same time. I've actually never seen a Cat Mommy ever before!
Jim: Here, go pose
with her and I'll take a picture!