1 definition by Jack McLacker

Top Definition
someone, preferrably female, who sucks at making food, especially pizza. spag is also a more offensive term of the word.
jeez she's such a maelyn, she can't even heat up a frozen pizza.. and don't even dare get in a car with her, she's a threat to everyone on the road.
by Jack McLacker February 20, 2011

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