9 definitions by Jack M

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When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.
Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.
by Jack M May 04, 2003

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an adjective for fingering.
Ryan loves finger salutes in the asshole.
by Jack M May 04, 2003

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A white player. One who trys way to hard to hook up but does so successfully.
That foo last night was such a wayer he stole my girl.
by Jack M April 28, 2003

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When one is analy raped by a close friend.
Jonathan got theshaft from Ryan last night.
by Jack M April 28, 2003

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Something that is fucked up in appearance.
Those glasses are chizzled and cracked.
by Jack M April 28, 2003

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Pre-ejaculating only during intercoarse not manualy done.
I was prenuttin on Lisa's face last night.
by Jack M April 28, 2003

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A homo who eats him fag partners cock like a jonathan.
Jonathans such a queermunch he ate Ryan and tyler.
by Jack M April 28, 2003

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