The ESP(Earwig Secret Police) is an organization of people you are devoted to saving the human race from the common threat of the earwig. This group consists of a President, Vice President, Secretary of Defense, a Driver, and Dan the Cameraman. The arch nemesis of the ESP is the AESP(Anti Earwig Secret Police). If you try to screw with the ESP don't forget that they do what they want.
Charlie: Hey have you heard about them ESP
Brandon: Hur hur hur yeah I heard they do
what they want.
Charlie: I wish I could do what I wanted.