Peepee burgers come from the depths of cold hard space. They are originally formed in the rings of Saturn, where they develop a longing for caca burgers. They will often travel for light years around the universe searching for a suitable one, not knowing caca burgers may only exist on Earth, specifically in Pennsylvania, USA. Peepee burgers are formed when space dust accumulates enough frozen urine around it, that it forms an ice-dust mass, similar to a meteorite. This ice-dust mass forms its own force of gravity from traveling around empty space. This gravity pulls in dust that is traveling around as well, essentially forming the buns on the side of the peepee burger. Upon completion, the peepee burger turns around, and sets course for Earth, usually landing on the tin roof of the hillbillies dwelling in pennsylvania. there they form a close bond with caca burgers, and often marry and have kids.
"Did you see that huge peepee burger streaking across the sky?"
"That is one smelly peepee burger"
"That guy looks like a peepee burger"
A very pale, ether mass. Despite its natural paleness, its often found in the wild as very tanned, because they like to roll out into the sunlight and sunbathe for hours. They are not very dense, and roll around easily. Dropped from a great height, they will assimilate the material of what they hit, quite literally becoming the cement. They attract buns, and hot embers, which will often jump out of the grill in search of the nearest shprengel. Shprengels often like to inhale marijuana smoke, and achieve a higher sense of understanding and rolling speed by doing so.
" I saw a shprengel once, it was surreal"
"Dont touch that, it might be a shprengel"
sandwiched in between a hot ember and a bun from McDonalds. The buns almost always have sesame seeds dipped in guacamole. They are attached to the bun by high pressure pneumatic seals. The shprengel contained inside has to be wearing a grey wife beater, with a weird bra underneath. It may also be optionally wearing black and purple etnies shoes. Almost always, this "caca burger" is accompanied by a "peepee burger
" of similar or greater size. Upon digesting a caca burger, seek immediate medical help, or else dire consequences will follow.. such as vomiting, anorexia, fear of men in speedos, and chronic death.
"Did you hear what happened to her last summer, she ate one of those caca burgers, and almost died,"
"Those caca burgers are dangerous!!"