2 definitions by Jack Beddingfield

Top Definition
A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.
Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?

Man2: No, what happened?

Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!

Man2: No way!

Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
by Jack Beddingfield April 20, 2009
When a girl has an extra, functional, human eyeball inside her anus; pupil, cornea, retina, and iris in all.
Guy 1: Dude, so I was totally banging this chick, and she was totally getting into it, so I asked her if she wanted to do anal.

Guy 2: Yeah? What did she say?

Guy 1: She said she would, but her Brown-Eye had Pink Eye.
by Jack Beddingfield February 08, 2011

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.