-noun: (fuhk-stik) - a person who exhibits the traits of a idiot, and/or moron, and/or closed-minded ass.
also...someone who has extreme tunnel vision and is completely self-absorbed to the point of intellectual paralysis. Often the paralysis is so severe that even they are truly unaware of what they mean, believe, feel, want, desire, beyond the ass-spewage that they expel from their mouths.
1. Glen Beck of FOXNews is the king of phuckstycks. He is Lord Phuckstyck, ruler of the Blind and Dumb.
2. Dude, shut your stupid assface, you sound like a complete phuckstyck.