9 definitions by JT Super Bad

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When you hear someone who is so annoying that the sound of their voice hurts worse than being penetrated in the ear.
Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"
by JT Super Bad January 24, 2007

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An amazing drink consisting of Hpnotiq and Sour Puss Raspberry liqueurs. Called Hpno-Puss or HP for short. Originated in Shoreline, Washington
Jordan: "I been sippin on this Hpno-Puss all night, I'm boutsta P.O."

Damian: "Same dog. Hpnotiq Pussy will mess you up. Let's get some dro and play Madden.

Jordan: "Aight, I'll kill you at Madden, you suck."

Damian: "Yea, you're right"
by JT Super Bad January 24, 2007

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A male's butt. Commonly associated with homosexuals.
Gay guys love some good man tang
by JT Super Bad January 24, 2007

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A male's butt. Commonly associated with homosexuals
Gay guys love some good man tang
by JT Super Bad January 18, 2007

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A bomb-ass drink consisting of Hypnotiq and Sour Puss Raspberry liqueurs. Called Hypno-Puss for short.
Jordan: "Shit, I been sippin on this Hypno-Puss all night I'm mad clawed."

Damian: "Same dog, that Hpnotiq Pussy will mess you up. Let's go get some dro and play Madden

Jordan: "Aight, I'll kill you at Madden, you suck."

Damian: "Yea, you're right"
by JT Super Bad January 18, 2007

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When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.
Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"
by JT Super Bad January 18, 2007

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to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy
Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"
by JT Super Bad January 15, 2007

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